Stephen: Hey John, how’s theatre going?
John: This is fucking stupid. This is bullshit. He knows I’m not in theatre, everyone in the van, you guys all know I’m not in fucking theatre.
Josh: Guys, is John in theatre?
Taylor: John, you were fucking in Sweeney Todd.
John: Everyone here knows that I’m not in theatre, and even if I was in theatre I wouldn’t care if I was in theatre. I’m not in theatre, obviously, but you guys get what I’m saying, I’m not, so let’s just cut this out.
Taylor: Weren’t you in Fiddler on the Roof when you were in 3rd grade?
Brian: I thought you played Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors.
Josh: Weren’t you Oliver Twist?
John: I’m fucking done.
(Source: j3remyrennersass)
